Saturday, September 15, 2012

Discovering the Beauty of Houston

Recently a Japanese acquaintance asked me for recommendations around town for her friend who has visiting for a day or two. Since I had been planning to eventually write a post on this, I had something I could send off to her pretty quickly and told her about Houston Greeters.  Of course, I never got around to actually posting something until now, but at least in this version you'll get some pretty pictures to go with it.  Feel free to e-mail me as well about any thoughts on visiting places around town.

I should say, first off, that there are tons of good write-ups on the Internet on this already, so feel free to check around, talk to some other Houstonians, and compare it to this so you can rest assured that I'm right.  You'll be sure to make some friends in the process too.  Despite being the fourth largest city in America, most folk still nod their heads and give a hello when you’re walking down the street and have the common courtesy to open the door for you.  Lack of mountains and cool weather aside, there’s plenty about Houston I miss when I’m away.  Take it for what it is.  This is nostalgia for those who would be nostalgic for Houston.

In general, you can get some basic tourist info and a calendar of events from sites like Visit Houston Texas and find out, for instance:

Houston Zoo: free the first Tuesday of the month after 2 p.m.
Museum of Fine Arts: free Thursday 10 a.m. - 9 p.m.
Museum of Natural Science: free Thursday after 2 p.m.  (3-6 permanent exhibits)
Children's Museum: free Thursday 5-8 p.m.

Although that Children's Museum is going to be crazy crowded at that time.

Some so-so audio tours here.

First, a couple disclaimers:

Shopping... I'm a guy so I don't know too well, but I hear Asian ladies talking about outlet malls around town that are inexpensive, like Premium Outlets on 290 or Katy Mills on I-10.  Of course, there are tons of regular malls around town, but for name recognition the Galleria is still one of the most famous places to go.  Some other malls have nicer or larger ice skating rings inside, but the Galleria's location on Westheimer Road offers a quintessential Houston experience.

NASA is typical, but not really all that special, unless maybe it's the "hush-hush" Level 9 Tour.  You or your tourist friend might still want to check it out simply because it is "the thing to do", but I wouldn't have very high expectations.  You might as well try to incorporate some other local places such as Galveston or Kema (the poor man's Galveston) or Bayou Wildlife Park to make the trip worth the while.  More on those later.

There's Japanese astronaut Norishige "Nemo" Kanai

Some things like the sports teams, our port (busiest in U.S. with foreign tonnage), the Texas Medical Center (the largest and best in the world), the oil and gas sector (energy capital of the world), or our Theater District with all its various performances means little to me since watching sports or going to operas or getting a questionable tumor removed is not my cup of tea.  I'll stick to what I know.

First here's my overview of things categorized by place (buildings/areas), food, and parks, with the top 7 list to follow.

Places:

-Transco Tower and Waterwall; Galleria area; Lakes on Post Oak.
Now called the Williams Tower, but many native Houstonians still cherish it by its old name.  At 64 stories, this neo-Deco masterpiece stands as one of the most iconic images of Houston, second perhaps only to the Astrodome (which has been out of use for years and will probably be torn down eventually).  Houston may be flat as all get out, but the redeeming grace is that tall buildings, especially lone citadels like the Transco with its beacon, can be seen for miles out.


"The Lakes" just south of the Galleria and Waterwall has a lovely little park with ponds with the Transco as a backdrop.  I couldn't find any photos in my files, but rather than drive ten minutes to take some, here's one from Google Earth.  The blue in front of the Transco is the water.




Update: At the end of 2012 I noticed that the Lakes have been paved over and a building has been constructed on top.  Could have seen that coming. Er, moving on...

-Charles Fondow’s "Wichita Mystery House"
From over the rooftops, one catches a peek of... a turret?  Something grips you and you find yourself lured into the neighborhood to encounter one of the most fantastical finds around town.  You can't go inside this Amityville-style haunt, but then again you might not make it out again if you did.  Just kidding.  Still, it's fun to wonder if inside Edward Scissorhands might be watching you.

Do not attempt to retrieve any balls that accidentally go over the fence.

-St. Paul’s United Methodist Church
The architect that designed the Gulf Building, the San Jacinto Monument, and several other of Houston’s treasured edifices also bequeathed us this Gothic masterpiece in the heart of the museum district.  St. Martin's Episcopal might be grander, like its European cathedral counterparts, but its ugly orange brick face can't compare to good ol' slate and limestone.  Don't know why, but St. Paul's has an altar and chancel and all the rest, so I guess that means they're still Catholic/Judaizers in their soteriology.


At nightfall the gargoyles take flight to patrol the city.

It's said Bruce Wayne parents are buried here.



-Half-Price Books or the shops at Rice Village in general.
It's not particular to Houston, since HPB is around the country, but Half-Price is far more than just books.  You can find new and used movies, music, comics, etc. for next to nothing.  They've got like almost a dozen locations around town now.  There are all kinds of coffee bars and cafes around the Village location.  What I missed most in Japan besides Southern hospitality and hugs was Half-Price Books, Blue Bell ice cream, and heaping portions of Mexican food.  Speaking of which...

Food:

Take your pick.  Houston has more restaurants than any other city in America.  Tex-Mex or Mexican food would be a list unto itself, and of course there are many such on the Internet.  I’m not a foodie or any kind of connoisseur, but for starters I recommend El Ranchero, Guadalajara, Ninfas, Pico's, Spanish Village, Escalante's, Chacho’s, etc.


-House of Pies.  Open 24 hours a day.  Great pies.  Brings back good memories from college days.

-It seems to come up a lot, the closing of cool places here.  Well, Vargo's, that renowned restaurant amid nine acres of meandering garden with peacocks and a lake with its own bridge and swans, closed this year.  Maybe it's karma, but a few weeks later the Pleasure Pier in Galveston opened. I wonder what they can do to take the place of the Forbidden Gardens in Katy.

-BBQ and steakhouses like Goode Co., Saltgrass, Texas Land and Cattle, Taste of Texas.  If you go to the Kirby location for Goode Co. they have a giant statue of a Longhorn Armadillo.  At the I-10 location with its classy country exterior, there's a Carter's Country next door when you can gaze at the guns and stock up on your ammo like a good Texian.  At Saltgrass, enjoy free Texas-brewed Shiner Bock beer-battered bread before the meal.  If that doesn't sound like heaven...

-Blue Bell ice cream.  The creamery at Brenham, surrounded in a sea of bluebonnets in early Spring is like a pilgrimage.  Be sure to get a picture of the infamous roadside signs "Don't Mess With Texas."  You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, brother.

Kinda just brings out a little manly eye-sweat...

Parks:

-Spotts Park and Buffalo Bayou Walk offer a great view of the downtown skyline and a nightly vantage point to see the hundreds of thousands of bats emerging from Waugh Bridge.

-Terry Hershey Park with its undulating trails is also nice and probably my favorite pick.  It feels much more removed and enclosed as it follows the bayou than the other green spaces.


-Hermann Park in the center of it all is enjoyable enough and with its lovely little hill to break up the flat monotony of the Houston landscape.  It also boasts McGovern Lake, a somewhat decent Japanese Garden, free summer shows at Miller Outdoor Theatre, and the nearby zoo.  To be honest, without the zoo, HMNS, golf course, and parking lots, there are only maybe 30 acres there.  The Japanese Garden takes up five acres.  The big cities in Texas have similar Japanese Gardens, but it looks to me like the one in Fort Worth is the best.  Also, it's a little bigger (seven acres out of a larger botanical garden of 109).

-Memorial Park has some great bike trails, but is otherwise bland in my opinion.  If you're going to have that much space (1,500 acres), at least throw in some piles of dirt and make some earthworks.  If you're into it, of course, they have facilities for different sports.  And the Arboretum is right there.

-I wasn't going to include Bear Creek Park since I didn't find it all that compelling when I've been there before, but I hear they have a zoo so I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt.

-At 7,800 acres, George Bush Park is plenty massive enough, but even more bland.  However, if you can get off the beaten path, which happens to be a paved road that runs in a straight line forever, there are some rewarding sights among the woods and swamps.   





-Brazos Bend State Park is okay, but past the outskirts of town, it might be a little far for some.  Still, it's the best place to see some gators and there's always the George Observatory on the weekends.  And while you're down there on a Saturday, you might as well stop by George Ranch for an authentic experience back in time to cowboy and pioneer days.


-Sesquicentennial Park, Downtown.  I mention this primarily for the mysterious, unmarked red button at Preston Street Bridge near to the Wortham Center.  Does it hold some sinister purpose?  Would the whole island sink if it were pressed?  No ones knows...  Okay, not really.  But it's sure fun to find out what strange thing it stirs up in the water.  Highly recommended is if some kayakers happen to be passing by when you press it.

Other fringe places:

-East of Houston there's the Battleship Texas & San Jacinto Monument.  The San Jacinto Monument (the world's tallest monumental column; taller than the Washington Monument).  Go on April 21st and you'll get to see a nifty historical reenactment which I documented a bit in an earlier post in April.  Across the way is the Battleship Texas (USS Texas), the oldest dreadnought battleship.  She served in both World Wars, firing the first American shots of World War I, and was one-time flagship of the United States Fleet.  45 minutes away.

-If you happen to be heading a bit north of Houston (or coming back), don't forget the giant 67-foot-tall Sam Houston statue greeting you by the side of the highway just south of Huntsville also has its own visitor's center.  Nice photo op ("Everything's Bigger in Texas").  1 hour 15 minutes out.  He left his boots in San Antonio though.

Now then, if you want to extend your mileage a bit, Galveston is the closest beach and despite its sometime rivalry with Houston, it's the best day trip around.  At one time it was the second richest city in America.  See the historic Strand district with its old ice cream parlor-style Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory and pose in cowboy garb at Way Out West Old Time Photos.  A few blocks away is the tall ship Elissa, Bishop’s Palace, Moody Mansion, Moody Gardens, the Grand 1894 Opera House, and so on.  You can cruise for free the ferry and spot the porpoises, or float the day by at Schlitterbahn Water Park.  In the winter, there's plenty of color and goblets of fun with Dickens on the Strand.  In Springtime, Mardi Gras.  1 hour southeast.

Like Boardwalk Empire but without Steve Buscemi.

Actually, I'd really like to stroll the new, oddly-named Historic Pleasure Pier, laid out with three football fields worth of rides, carnival games, and concession stands.  Nice to finally see something replace Six Flags Astroworld.  I guess it's meant to be the James Coney Island of the Gulf.  I hope they have The Human Lobster, Madame Fortuna, and Jimmy the Dog-Faced Boy.

Finally, there are the seasonal attractions like the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo (the largest in the world), the Japan Festival (voted Best Festival in Houston by Houston Press), Renaissance Festival, and other mainstays that I've covered previously with pictures on this blog.

My Top 7 Awesome Things To Enjoy In And Around Houston

7. The Strand, Galveston.  No, it’s not in Houston proper, so I’m already cheating a bit (until our city limits finally expand out and swallow it one day).  The historic buildings here capped by the Art Deco-style Railroad Museum, trolley, horse and carriage rides, etc. get major points since Houston is all too prone to demolish its older architectural treasures.

6. Blue Bell ice cream.  You already know why from description above about the scenic countryside and small town charm surrounding the creamery, and as a sidebar I think Promised Land Milk merits an honorable mention.  It's a Texas original, which started out as an ice cream dairy.  They also make an Egg Nog flavor, which might sound redundant since it’s already so rich and creamy, but they offer an Easter Egg Nog flavor so you don’t have to wait a whole year til Christmas. 

5. Half-Price Books.  No surprise there.  But they do need reading areas, like parlors with chairs and Tiffany lamps and tumblers.

4. St. Paul’s United Methodist Church.  Already mentioned its exterior charm.  Also, plenty of museums within walking distance.  I've not been inside, but I can make an educated guess that their doctrine is full of fruit loops.  For "spiritual" sites, most people list the gloomy Rothko Chapel, but I must say I detest that place in every possible way.

3. Transco Tower.  I just feel better seeing its familiar beacon from afar, kind of like sighting the old Imperial Sugar Factory in Sugarland (now demolished).  The only way it could be better is if they would expand the park and re-open the observation deck like it was before 9/11.

2. Spotts Park and Buffalo Bayou Walk.  Did I mention the semblance of a change in elevation?  As a public space, I just wish they would try to have more active edges to it, with sidewalk cafes and the like.

1. To be honest, for me, my favorite spot to meander around is the boondocks of my boyhood behind my neighborhood.  It's a huge area near South Main and South Post Oak, about a half mile in length and a fifth of a mile in width, bounded on both sides by the railroad tracks - the freight trains wail in a lonesome way at night.  And even though that's just outside the 610 Loop, it's like bordering on the edge of the wild wood.

Or was.  Much of the woods have been cleared, clear-cut I should say, to make way for some Willow Waterhole Park or Tama Hills* or something that may never come.  They want to flood most of the area with water as a "stormwater detention basin" to help manage flooding.  To me, it's a terrible loss.  Now one can see all the way to the other side, a bunch of industrial warehouses.  Tons of noise pollution from Highway 90 too.  Everything's much smaller than it was when I was twelve.

*Yes, a "Pom Poko" reference.  Someone should make a Studio Ghibli feature on the destruction of my boondocks.

I've seen fawn near Meyer Park when I was in middle school (back when there was a small "Meyer Forest"), and of course we have the standard opossum and raccoons.  Cranes are a common sight.  A neighbor once told me she saw a bobcat out there around dawn and there have been lots of sightings of coyote around this part of town recently, so perhaps they hang out here from time to time.  Used to be snakes back there when it was wooded. 






But I guess most people will never have a chance to see that area.  Therefore, I think I have to give the nod to Rice University for its gorgeous Old World grace and immensely satisfying Fondren Library.

Although it is just a coincidence that the university was started by a guy with the last name of "Rice", Houston has a lot of its origin in rice farming (thanks, Saibara-san) before oil was struck.  Rice University, with its Byzantine towers and arcades and archways and cloisters and Hogwarts-esque doors, still has its foundations in the swampy marshlands of the past.  


Well, how about you?  Got a favorite on your list you like to share with visitors?


P.S. - You know, I feel a little bad about cheating on the whole Galveston thing.  Tell you what.  I'll balance things out by including a great getaway near Austin, Hamilton Pool.

Photo by Brent Schneeman
You know, if you happen to like 50-foot waterfalls cascading like unicorn milk into emerald leprechaun dreams.  As far as swimming holes go, it's rather photogenic.  And if I ever have a chance to go myself, I'll paste my own photos for your viewing pleasure instead of resorting to accredited links of other people pics.




Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Re: Jeremy Lin coming to the Houston Rockets

The Lin-conceivable has happened.  I know Japanese don't care about this, but my Taiwanese/Chinese and American friends are ecstatic about ol ' 林書豪.  And I figure it qualifies as Houston-related international news with gospel import for this blog. 

I haven't watched basketball since the record-making Rockets championships I saw as a kid in '94 and '95, but this might just get me following it again.  (Not really).

No, I don't have a proper post and I haven't yet mentioned about the Chiba exchange this month (they got back last Sunday), but I just wanted to retro-actively give my ever-loving word anyway on this breaking news...



What's that?  You don't watch basketball and don't know much about Jeremy Lin?  Me either, but the point is that NY took our space shuttle.

(After they broke it and dumped it next to a strip club, thankyouverymuch.)
Now it's 1-1.  Your move, NY.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Houston-Chiba Sister City 30th Annual Student Exchange Trip

[It's true I was somewhat slack in posting something when the four Houston middle school kids went to Chiba this summer.  For one thing, I was waiting to receive some good pictures before doing a write-up.  Time passed.  Oh, well.  So, I'm writing this from the future (October '12); if I get some pics, I'll add them later.  Or my future self will.]


You heard right.  This year is the 30th Anniversary since the exchange started back in 1983.  I know the math might seem weird.  'Cause I was born in '82 and I'm thirty now...  Maybe they had two exchanges at once or somebody jumped the gun.

Incidentally, this year also makes the 40th Anniversary of the sister city relationship.  No fuzzy math there - it started in 1972.  So, big news, yeah!  Unfortunately, no, there won't really be any headline celebrations that I know of due some various factors that I can't really talk about that much, other than the fact that Japanese in Houston tend to be way too political about every little thing and party poopers in general.

By the way, it's also the 100th Anniversary since the Japanese donated the cherry blossom trees (sakura) to Washington, D.C.  Houston will be celebrating that Sakura Gifting on October 19th in the Japanese Garden in Hermann Park with Mayor Parker and other official folk.  Don't think I'm invited to that one, so I guess that excuses me from reporting on it.

From what I read of the students reports, they had a great time with their host families.  They got to meet Mayor Kumagai of Chiba, the Board of Education, went on a tour of Minami Boso, and on their overnight trip visited the coastal resort of Shirahama.  Since I was chaperone two years ago, I know firsthand how well-prepared the schedule is.  Chiba City International Association (CCIA) does a superb job.

Izumiya Junior High School website's itinerary with the Houston kids.





















At school they were offered various culture activities like karate, calligraphy lessons, koto, and judo.  A far cry from my middle school days.  I didn't learn an instrument growing up; the only cultural activities I had to choose from were electives like Newspaper Club and Auto Shop class.

I'll leave you with the words of one of our exchange students, "I loved Japan - no one word could ever describe how much I had fun and learned."

With last year's Japanese exchange students in Asakusa

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Captain America, Godzilla, and Fukushima: An Imaginative Romp through the American and Japanese Psyche

My first exposure to Japanese culture as a kid was fairly typical: Godzilla and ninja movies.  Boys can relate to samurai as another version of knights or maybe cowboys, but ninja are in another class altogether.  Spider-Man has his boyish mastery of the environment, scaling trees and walls.  The Batman is the best kid at hide-and-seek, and swiftly and silently infiltrates the enemy’s lair and dispatches his foes with exotic weapons.  Toss in a little mysticism of the East on top of all that, and you have allure of the ninja.  It’s really pretty self-explanatory.

But with Godzilla you’re in a distinctly Japanese theme.  In fact, when you think of Japan, probably one of the first images to come to mind is Godzilla. Which is awesome.  A dragon/dinosaur that has atomic breath sure beats a bald eagle in my book – I think the U.S. is due for an upgrade.  Sure, there’s the stomping and the sheer thrill of destruction that guys delight in, the same way I used to videotape my toy Godzilla rampaging through Micro Machine playsets.  But as anyone who’s bothered to look past the campiness knows, the core of the franchise is about a kind of stoic, national fatalism in the light of giant primeval monsters and an environmental apocalypse.

Remember that originally Godzilla symbolized the terror of the Atomic Bomb, or more generally the atomic weapons of the American military.  It was a cinematic way to deal with the widespread fear, anxiety, and paranoia that blanketed the country. In the end, the only thing that can defeat Godzilla is Dr. Serizawa’s Oxygen Destroyer and his own kamikaze sacrifice so the awesome device can never be used again – quite the opposite of Manhattan Project scientists developing the Bomb for destructive purposes.

In later installments, as some of the aftermath of the War and memories of air raids and firebombings began to fade, the series became geared more towards cheesy entertainment for children and the Big G often became an unintentional defender of Japan from other monsters, with citizens grateful for his intervention.

The whole Godzilla as divine punishment for nuclear testing angle was tempered by the bizarre angle that Godzilla is possessed by the restless dead of World War II and attacks Japan as divine punishment for neglecting to honor the fallen soldiers and their sacrifices, and to a greater extent the victims of Japanese aggression (much like Marvel’s Everwraith character).  In Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001), the new generation of folks have consigned the idea of Godzilla to fairy tales and need to be reminded of the horrors of war.  To me, it seems like the two groups of dead would cancel each other out, but hey.

Wait, does that mean the more Godzilla kills, the more souls get added to fuel his power?  Is this all a non-too-subtle play to get people should pay respects at Yasukuni Shrine and have Shinto exorcisms?  Or else combine franchises and use Space Battleship Yamato to fend off Godzilla? One can only hope.

The idea of Godzilla shifted and evolved along a blurry spectrum from the A-Bomb and U.S. forces to frivolous fun and pop culture icon, one of Japan’s best-known exports and therefore, curiously, a symbol of Japan itself.  Though U.S.-Japan relations over the early years account for most of the fear-familiarity-domestication-absorption-identification continuum, no matter how friendly movie-goers got with him, Godzilla remained the dread of existential angst in a post-nuclear world.  He is at once unspeakable terror and mindless entertainment phenomenon next to Hello Kitty.

Of his many incarnations, Godzilla was originally planned to be a giant octopus, a nightmarish, anthropoid creature that makes many of us Westerners queasy just thinking about it.  Even this would have been favorable to Roland Emmerich’s insultingly puerile 1998 version where baby Godzillas can be slowed down with basketballs and gumballs (it’s kind of the equivalent of what Joel Schumacher to Batman).  If you’re just dying to see what a giant rampaging octopus would look like, Ray Harryhausen’s It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955) came out the year after the first Godzilla movie.

To be honest, aside from the first installment and a couple others from the various Showa, Heisei, and Millennium series, it can be difficult to find any solid stories with cohesive plot lines.  Nevertheless, Godzilla became so popular that it spawned innumerable other monster movies, often with giant robots brought in to repel the foreign menace until it was almost a parody of a parody.  For many people, this basically sums up Japanese pop culture.

And it’s not like America didn’t have its craze of 1950s alien invasion movies reflecting Cold War fears of body-snatching Communist and radioactive mutants.1  And if you’re tempted to think Japan has some fixation on giant monsters or an inferiority complex to the rest of the world, in reality everyone is fascinated by immensity.  Overwhelming size, whether it’s a mountain peak, a towering skyscraper, a goliath of a man like an imposing demi-god, or just a rampaging dinosaur, is a sight of wonder, of the sublime.  In fact, it was the U.S. that started the sci-fi/fantasy subgenre in the first place with King Kong and The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (and the re-release of King Kong), which were direct influences on Godzilla. 

Consider a cursory list of our films with Them!Attack of the 50-Foot Woman, Jaws and its sequels, Clash of the Titans (drawing on our ancient Greek myths), Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II (with the freakin’ Statue of Liberty brought to life to help fight the negative attitude of New Yorkers), Jurassic Park and its sequels, and the remake of King Kong.  More recently, Cloverfield was directly inspired by Godzilla, Clash of the Titans received a remake and a sequel in this year’s Wrath of the Titans.  It won’t be long before giant robots and giant robots fight again in Guillermo del Toro’s Pacific Rim (2013), proving giant monster movies are still alive and well in the West.  America is up to its neck in homegrown monster movies.


Japan at the Crossroads

But the difference is that we were watching stories that were to mirror the unfolding conflict.  We had a flesh-and-blood enemy in mind.  Japan didn’t have a Cold War to fight.  It was a country of pacifists.

Pacifists have a lot of free time and money...

To build some very peaceful giant robots...
With peaceful glowy eyes.


Let me rephrase that - according to MacArthur’s Article 9 of the new Constitution, the state had renounced war forever.  Pacifists don’t make gung-ho war movies; they make existential, self-conscious sci-fi like Godzilla.  They also make a lot of anarchic nihilism like Akira, or just negative space, but that’s another story.

Godzilla is a kind of divine punishment for their hubris of aggression (“our” nuclear bombs woke him up; this is the price we must pay).  If you recall, it was often the scientists more than the generals or Prime Ministers who called the shots in the early Godzilla movies.  There’s a subtle passivity to such affairs that I would argue carries over from the lack of closure and catharsis following the war2. 

Even in Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S., we have the dilemma where Mechagodzilla “cries” because it doesn’t want to fight, but to sleep peacefully.  In the end, Mechagodzilla rebels against its human pilot and sacrifices itself in a kamikaze-strike to bury Godzilla.  I kind of wish they had just sold Mechagodzilla to the Americans.  We would have reprogrammed it and had no problem keeping it around as another weapon in our arsenal in case King Kong ever returned.  In Godzilla: Final Wars, Kazama does the same needless kamikaze attack to take down a shield generator.  In fact, Mothra does this on a regular basis.  The Japanese seem to have a hard time distinguishing between sacrifice and suicide.  There seems to be some link between pacifism and kamikaze strikes.

Pacifism as an all-or-nothing ideology is ultimately absurd and unrealistic and suicidal.  War is such a complicated issue; trying to over-simplify it doesn’t help.  For the record, America’s superheroes can be just as pathetic about war and nuclear weapons.  Not to be outdone by Japanese exclaiming about Godzilla, “We deserve this!” (Really?  Shouldn’t Godzilla be attacking America according to that logic?), Superman tackles the problem of nuclear weapons head-on (literally) in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.  The story stretches “patriotic pacifism” to new levels of silliness as Superman fights Nuclear Man (I know, right?!):

Nuclear Man (yes, Nuclear Man!): Where is the woman?
Superman: Give it up, you'll never find her.
Nuclear Man: If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!
[Nuclear Man causes general mayhem]
Superman: Stop! Don't do it!  The people!

On the worldview level, Japan’s defining opponent as symbolized by Godzilla was not some empowering foil like Soviet Russia, but a zeitgeist, the existential plight of living in a post-nuclear world without a coherent internal vision.  The Emperor had been dethroned.  Their version of Manifest Destiny (Yamato-damashii, similar to being a Chosen People, das Herrenvolk) was in tatters.  State Shinto was forcibly expunged by the Occupation, just as the power structures of Buddhism had been previously displaced by State Shinto. 

There was a gaping spiritual vacuum, a double-edged sword that could prove to be either a great danger or a great opportunity.  The danger was that it might let open the door to Communist influence, which MacArthur (with Truman’s O.K.) strove mightily to prevent by filling the void with the dual influences of democracy and Christianity. “Democracy and Christianity have much in common,” MacArthur said, “as the practice of the former is impossible without giving faithful service to the fundamental concepts underlying the latter.”
For democracy, a whole new Constitution was given.  For Christianity, MacArthur issued a call for 1,000 missionaries (sometimes inflated by other reports to be 2,000 or even 10,000) and 10 million Bibles.

Apostle of Peace, who will land evangelistic shock-troops
right behind your pretty political borders, Truman be darned
Which in a way actually makes perfect sense.  Soviet Russia wanted to stamp out Christianity as its greatest obstacle.  Supporting Christianity would make for a strong ideological and spiritual bulwark and antidote against Communist atheism.  Previously the people had looked to the emperor as the leader of their religious systems – now that MacArthur had replaced him, why shouldn’t the general take up some of the mantle of spiritual stewardship?  Indeed he said that he had to consider himself as a theologian of sorts in his new role. 

I have to confess though that viewing Christianity in such an almost pragmatic or Realpolitik way seems to miss the whole point of the way of Christ.  I think he wrongly connected the implications of Christianity (Christendom?) and individual dignity with democracy.  By extension, one might wonder if that meant there was no true Christianity among the kingdoms of the world before the so-called Enlightenment in 1700s Europe.  It seems to me that one could replace “Christianity” with “American values” and you have a picture of what he meant.

There is often told the anecdote that when Emperor Hirohito was granted a meeting with General MacArthur, he effectively prostrated himself before the general, saying, “I come before you to offer myself to the judgment of the powers you represent, as one to bear sole responsibility for every political and military decision made and action taken by my people in the conduct of the war.”  The emperor, the story goes, went on to say that should MacArthur give the order, he and all his people would become Christians.

MacArthur, probably with pipe in mouth and a pensive faraway look, mulled it over before deciding that no, such a politicized top-down approach basically ruined Christianity with Constantine and furthermore he “felt it wrong to impose any religion on a people.”  At least that’s what he told Billy Graham and other church leaders. 

The truth is, the only record we have of this incident is from MacArthur himself – the interpreter had a different account – and historians are inclined to believe any such confession by the Emperor would have been much more of a general statement of regret rather than admission of personal guilt.  (Another interesting story that the Empress Dowager reportedly said, “What this country needs now is Christianity.”)3

Strangely enough, the real dilemma for the Occupation in weighing the idea of a Christian Emperor was deciding the denomination: would the divine descendant of the Sun Goddess accept the Pope as head, or, if he became Anglican, would he submit to the monarch of England?  I guess no one suggested he follow the way of Uchimura’s No-Church movement.

Years later, his assessment seems to have tempered, saying, “Japan would not be Christianized in any conceivable period of time, that pride of race, if nothing else, would prevent most Japanese from doing so.”4

In the end, he was quite successful in stymieing the advance of Communism and promulgating democratic values.  But despite his efforts to get the gospel out to the people, there was no great revival of Christianity as in the days of Xavier, 500 years back, when 20% of the population in some sense identified with Catholicism.  (As for the times of Nestorian Christianity, any such data has been lost to history.  At any rate it likely pre-dated the arrival of Buddhism).

In short, after the war Japan did not learn from our spiritual values, but only our materialism and consumerism.  It did not take the best from its conqueror, but the worst, soaking it up like a sponge.  And for that America is largely to blame.  The spiritual vacuum was left to be filled by secular humanism, which itself is another void that spurred on the monumental rise of the New Religions (read: crazy crackpot cults).

And yet, Japan couldn’t help but feel some spiritual influence from its benefactor.  In Mothra (1961), one finds the moth blatantly adopting cross imagery and church bells of savior Christianity over and against villainous Western capitalism typified by Clark Nelson.  Eiji Tsuburaya, who was the co-creator and special effects man for Godzilla and Mothra and creator of Ultraman, was himself Catholic. If you tilt your head just so, when Ultraman summons his Specium Beam it looks a bit like he’s making the sign of the cross.  For that matter, you even have the cartoon character Anpan Man (Think “Bread Man”) who is implicitly a symbol of Christ. 
Ack - Tsuburaya must be rolling over in his urn
But I digress.  Even though the post-war dread began to fade as the economic reversals of the 60s gained momentum, Japan was (and is) still at a crossroads.  Outwardly the future looked bright, but it was also clear that they are at the mercy of a new hydra-headed threat on the horizon.  Materialism has been idolized to the point where parents and kids go to high-pressure extremes for the sake of status and “success.”  Alienation, purposelessness, and anomie are a few of the factors influencing the suicide rate that has consistently been among the highest of industrialized nations.  Coupled with the extremely low birthrate, Japan is basically killing itself with a population implosion: national suicide.

In a nation that is paralyzed with fear when it comes to interpersonal confrontation and avoiding conflict resolution, there is an epidemic of taboo issues such as teenage prostitution, incest, shut-ins (hikikomori) numbering in the millions, “parasite singles”, “Freeters”, “NEETs”, “herbivorous” Fuyuhiko-type single men who are afraid of women, bullying, and biker gangs that roam the streets with impunity (though their numbers are insignificantly small). 

I would speak to debts and deficits, but such figures can be looked up and America has all of that and more.  As of 2012, there have been seven prime ministers in seven years, resigning in defeat one after another.  And, perhaps worst of all, are the absentee workaholic fathers whose negligence spells certain doom for the next generation.  “Fatherlessness” is the usual term for this, but I like how my Korean student put it best: “Father-emptiness.”  They may never engage their kids, but they’ll work themselves to death for their companies (karōshi).  By default, by abdicating their roles in the family, society reverts to a matriarchy.

Parents admit to being clueless when it comes to raising kids.  Ostensibly due to a desire for “peace at all costs”, more often than not they let their emotionally-stunted children call the shots, whining, screaming at, and punching their parents to get their way.  You might call things topsy-turvy, soft parenting, or co-dependency.  No matter the terms, their world is on a slippery slope of losing social cohesion to the point of borderline anarchy.


Mutants and Mystery Men in the American Mythos

In the seventies and eighties, America went through a similar post-apocalyptic phase as it lost its moral center following the Sexual Revolution of the Sixties.  The gritty Dirty Harry, Death Wish, Robocop, Escape from New York, and Mad Max movies personified our desires to wrest back control of the world from amoral punks and delinquents.  Clint Eastwood’s The Man With No Name bounty hunter character, who came from Kurosawa’s Yojimbo is of the same type.

They weren’t completely new genres though.  The pioneer, the cowboy, the noir detective, the costumed superhero, and the astronaut (or futuristic machine-man) are for the most part homegrown on American soil.  Our earlier folk heroes like Paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, and Davy Crockett were poster-kids for frontier expansion.  Dirty Harry was merely one part cowboy and one part detective.  Robocop, cowboy, detective, and machine.  Mad Max (though Australian), cowboy and pioneer.  Add in astronaut and you get the space-cowboy (insert President Reagan joke), like Japan’s own intrepid bounty hunter, Spike Spiegel of Cowboy Bebop.  Interestingly, Cowboy Bebop is one of the most popular anime in America, but is largely unknown or neglected in Japan, flooded as the market is with other series.  With comics, the same could be said of Stan Sakai’s Zatoichi-like Usagi Yojimbo, which garners some awards and recognition State-side, but not nearly enough, and nothing at all from Japan.

In the American mythos today, superheroes reign supreme as the dominant genre.  Marvel has recently been enjoying great success in transferring its characters to the big screen.  For every bleak UK-based Watchmen - a great Cold War story with a superhero that’s a living nuke -  there’s a plethora of made-in-the-USA, industrial-capitalist Iron Mans and liberty-defending republican Captain Americas.  On the whole, American comics have always been essentially optimistic. 

The costumed adventurers were basically born out of two-fisted vigilante pulps, like Doc Samson and The Shadow, with a dash of Greco-Roman demi-gods thrown in (see Leading Justice to Victory).  Superman (1938) was basically the first and final summation of the figure, and he is also, more than any other hero, a thoroughly inspirational messianic figure drawn from America’s Judeo-Christian roots.  In those days the covers pictured organized crime, alien menaces, and fascism.  They weren’t just escapist funny books for kids.  In the darkest days of WWII, soldiers were carrying Captain America comics in their helmets as they were storming the beaches of Normandy. 

Coming out of the Golden Age of the ‘50s, our irradiated heroes of the early 60s were as forward-looking as the NASA space program or the Second Coming.  With mutants like the X-Men we could channel our nuclear angst into harmless teenage fantasy.  Instead of fearing them as freaks and monsters, we had a new and improved species of man.  America was coming of age as a superpower.  According to the superhero genre, the Age of the Atom was just some pubescent blemishes to push past.  It didn’t occur to anyone to conjure up anything so foreboding and chaotic as Godzilla.  (No, Fin Fang Foom doesn't count).

Meanwhile, the vicissitudes of Japanese history, especially as it was still reeling from its greatest catastrophe lent, shall we say, a more dire view of nuclear-powered specimens.  Even if America faced a similar fictional threat the way Godzilla symbolized the A-Bomb, as it did with the gamma-irradiated rage-monster the Hulk, we are given more of a sympathetic Byronic hero than a country-decimating inferno.  Our Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde version of Godzilla was sometimes misunderstood, but he was never a villain.  In fact, characters seemed to be jumping in front of each other to do more gamma ray experimentation.  It was like the steroid of choice for the varsity team.

Consider the minor chords to the seminal stories of Japan.  The Forty-Seven Ronin is a defeatist tale.  Sure we have the great tragedies of Shakespeare, of Hamlet or King Lear, but Hamlet and Lear are not the triumphant, culture-shaping hero stories of Britain – Robin Hood and King Arthur are.  Just as Superman and Captain America are to us.  What was Cap’s hibernation in the ice after WWII but a temporary visit to Avalon, from whence he would come again on that day that his country needed him the most?  (Which apparently was in 1963 when Loki attacked in Avengers #1.

At any rate there had to be a new guiding mythos for Neo-Tokyo.  Japan needs something more substantial and inspiring than the cartoonish or nihilistic fare that’s fills most anime.  In the end, the new messiah they constructed was technology, specifically mecha like Tetsujin 28-go (1956) and Mazinger Z (1972): Gundams with the firepower to finally smack down Godzilla.

So that’s how it played out on the opposite sides of the Bomb.  Our mutants are good and robots are bad.  Japan’s robots are good and mutants are bad. 


Stuck in the Uncanny Valley

There’s just one problem with that.  I hate to break it to you, but when it comes to inspirational hero figures, giant robots are just surrogates, cheap substitutes for real saviors.  People can’t relate to them the same way as flesh-and-blood characters. 

The sad truth is Japan approaches the world by proxy, either with robots or cartoons as the projection of Japanese industrial might, stoic manner, emotionless compliance.  Robots and cartoons can be dubbed or subbed rather easily.  Actual people have to learn the English language and this something Japan hasn’t bothered to do yet.  As Styx put it, “I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour...  I am the modern man, who hides behind a mask.”  Yeah, thanks a lot, Mr. Roboto… for choking out the development of real heroes.

Look no further than how the recent blue-blooded Avengers movie (like The Incredibles) dealt with real themes and inter-personal conflict in an entertaining way.  The Avengers are everything Voltron lacks.  They are a real team forged through conflict.  Together they are more than the sum of their parts, but individually they carry their own comic titles.

OK, Avengers, just keep those ninjas off of me -
that giant personification of existential angst is mine.
The iconic leader, Captain America, represents both our ancestors of the Greatest Generation and our contemporary will to persevere for truth and justice.  Think Kambei Shimada of Seven SamuraiSeven Samurai is actually a great example of why the Voltron-type/Super Sentai-type teams are so idiotic and insulting to our sensibilities.  To be sure, there are patriotic-themed teams like Battle Fever J, but they aren’t any better than Marvel’s cheesy Big Hero 6 (they actually have a character named Fredzilla) or the Pacific Overlords.  Though Marvel did have the gumption to pit their best team against the Big G once.


We can't form Mega-Avengerzoidasaurus without Iron Man
- he was supposed to be the chest piece!
Odin's beard, why doth the creature's fins glow like that...
Before the Gundam series, Giant Robo, or Mazinger Z (forged out of Super-Alloy Z that comes from Japanium - found only at Mt. Fuji!), there was Tetsujin 28-go, who was later marketed in America as Gigantor.  In America, we had The Iron Giant (1999), which blew Tetsujin-28 out of the water, precisely because we humanized him.  Its worthy noting that it was directed by Brad Bird, who was responsible for the greatest superhero movie of all time, The Incredibles - which has its own awesome giant, city-destroying robot.

I would like to examine just how the Iron Giant surpassed and subverted the best the Japanese giant robot genre had to offer.  Much like in the original Godzilla story, we are confronted with an ominous postwar ideological backdrop.  In the 1950s, America’s greatest fear was the Red Scare and all that went with it: Sputnik, brainwashing propaganda, alien invasion, and atomic holocaust.  All of these are personified in one mecha-inspired giant nameless robot.

Similar to the Godzilla movies, it’s also something of an anti-war flick when one of the heroes being a beatnik pacifist, sporting a ying-yang robe, makes a sly reference to Godzilla, referring to expresso as coffee-zilla.)  But unlike the novel it was based on, which is more of the absurd world peace sort of plot with contests of strength against dragons from outer space (sound familiar?), the film stands as a powerful real-world case for de-escalation.  If Japan was serious about being respected on the world stage it should make it required studies, just as The Incredibles should be standard viewing to learn how to be a good husband and father.

The Iron Giant goes for realism.  If a giant killer robot came to Earth, especially during the Cold War, we’d start shooting pretty quickly.  But here the invasion of the Other theme is turned on its head and it looks like peaceful co-existence is possible.  After all, Superman is a super-strong foreigner who protects us (Superman actor Dean Cain, incidentally, is part Japanese).  Terminator 2 did the same.  There’s a key scene where our protagonist, a little boy named Hogarth, teaches his new pet/friend giant robot to always use his otherworldly powers for good, pointing to a Superman comic.  The self-sacrifice values of Superman then becomes the moral center for the robot to save the day, instead of destroying it.  Unfortunately he still resorts to a kamikaze-type attack, so maybe some things never change.

Now to defeat the evil Dr. Gun
There are a couple scenes where it’s a bit ham-fisted (hunters are the real monsters and the Iron Giant learns that “guns kill” – riiiight), but the moral of the story is that the way to handle larger-than-life invaders is not with brute force, but by re-imagining it in the story as a buddy/ally/defender.  To put it another way, we tamed the Bomb.  Even better, the movie is able to convey this through a compelling story that goes beyond the mindless hit-em-up entertainment of Tetsujin 28-go, Mazinger Z, and the like, though we see improvements with the advent of androids like Astro Boy (“Mighty Atom”) and cyborgs like Mega Man.


A Dearth of Good Hero-Stories: The Fallout

Destruction looms large in Japanese giant monster movies (daikaiju) because it also brings to mind the olden days, a pre-war Japan that is no more.  Sure it was backward and autocratic before the Americans came in with the gospel of democracy (I say that only half-jokingly), but nostalgia is nostalgia.  We still with some fondness remember Rome with all its decadence and the Old South despite the prejudice (I speak as a proud Southerner).

But this isn’t to say that daikaiju are merely disaster movies or as masochistic as I once thought – but it’s their history.  Such exigencies as earthquakes, typhoons, and landslides are a part of daily life over there, and at least with Godzilla that chaos can be personified, giving people a target, something tangible to strike, a rallying point for a demoralized military.  After Article 9, what else is a Self-Defense Force to do?

So that's what happened to the GDP
In a way then, monster movies function as a legitimate outlet to play with high-tech militarism and release pent-up aggression in the all too familiar context of natural disasters; but mainly its just to have fun destroying playsets and reminding ourselves that nuclear weapons = bad, and Hiroshima/Nagasaki = sad.

Films like Akira on the other hand are another duck entirely.  The anomie in the anime of not only the cyberpunk tradition, but the landscape of Japanese literature of the past fifty years, is quite disturbing in its schadenfreude.  Think Akira and Tetsuo as the free-wheelin’ A-Bomb and H-Bomb.  Without a moral center, we’re left with masochistic stories that are unable to give catharsis or closure.  I have nothing against post-apocalyptic dystopias.  Some of my favorite stories are of that genre.  I even wrote a novel set in that sort of world.  But the point is that it allows a stark focus on humanity scaled-down and simplified to its bare roots and iron muscle.  It took Western civilization centuries to recover from the collapse of Rome and cobble together the Holy Roman Empire from its ruins. 

Early on, seminal blood-stained Dark Age heroes like a Beowulf here and there emerge (think Momotaro with a beard, hopped up on mead).  But once European society got consolidated into sizeable kingdoms again, we could see legendary figures, like Charlemagne and El Cid and King Arthur and Robin Hood, come forth.  Earlier still, the myths of Greece, born out of their own Dark Age has given us countless stories and helped mold the epics of Western literature and culture.  Alongside of that you have the epic stories and heroes of the Bible, which has the added bonus of providing an absolute moral center.  Odysseus and the Polyphemus the Cyclops is a story for the ages; David and Goliath is for eternity.

I would posit that Japan has no such comparable foundational myth, either from the fertile black soil of their own Dark Ages or among their religious stories.  Their Shinto “origin story” if you will, while fun to read, is essentially insular and is difficult to mesh with any kind of character-shaping moral core for its people.  The Bushido code of the samurai is an excellent one.  It has grit and backbone, but so far has been difficult for them to relate to outside of it feudalist context, though it’s rich material to work with.  Zatoichi is so upbeat and loveable, despite the pathos he witnesses.  He goes against the grain.

What sort of meta-narrative lens will emerge to help them process the 3/11 earthquake-tsunami-nuclear triple disaster?  If there’s any conclusion to be drawn from this, perhaps it is that the serial stagnation of giant rubber suit monster and robot stories – while fun at times – will do nothing to give Japan a deep and unifying sense of national destiny.  On an individual level for a collectivist society, the disintegration of the family unit and absentee fathers remains the fundamental problem.  America suffers from a similar attack but does not seem to feel it as acutely due to its fixation on rugged militaristic individualism.  After all, the very war that made Japan feel the emptiness of itself was the war that set America up as a superpower, fighting as we did on foreign soil.

It’s harder to see the problems in one’s own culture sometimes.  America is still somewhat of an adolescent in world history.  Except for the War Between the States, we have little sense in our national memory of devastation like Dresden and Hiroshima.  The rest of the world has seen their homelands ravaged time and again by war.

On one level, of course, I know that Jesus, Lord of Heaven and Earth, is the only real answer to any society’s problems, because the root of all problems lies with sin, which is our fundamental estrangement from relationship with our Creator.  There is no vertical sense of ultimate relationship to be found in Japanese culture – for centuries it has been systematically suppressed and stamped out by the government.  However, there can be no substitute for spiritual hierarchy and no zaibatsu can provide existential purpose to its employees.

On another level, a worldview of pacifism, compulsive dependency (amae), and worshipping at the altar of corporate culture has only led to a laissez-faire outlook on life, family, and parenting.

Japan's nuclear family? (Dad not pictured; at work)
Dependency, like Dr. Takeo Doi has pointed out in his classic The Anatomy of Dependence, is but a prolonged state of timid, infantile behavior.  A work-culture driven by conformity and materialism is a shallow, meaningless philosophy to live one’s life by and leads to shallow, disconnected lives.  There can be a certain noble element to carrying on with a stoic perseverance, but if left unchecked one can become emotionally callused.  There was a time when I gave myself over to a stoic worldview and I know all too well that it becomes but a mask for solipsism and incipient nihilism.  Thank God, Christ conquered that sin in me.

We need banners that are worthy of our swords, and our priorities must be as unyielding as the samurai spirit, devoted to one another.  It’s fine to borrow yesterday’s imagery, but there also needs to be new stories and to uncover inspiring national heroes, ones with which Japan can regain an emergent sense of hope.

Perhaps Ultraman could be re-invented to be more grounded and to fight threats that hit closer to home.  First thing though, he’d have to be given speech.  Have you noticed he never talks?  Now tell me how you can have anything more than a 2D character without words?  Or go back to kamishibai superheroes like Takeo Nagamatsu’s 1931 the Golden Bat - if he wasn’t such a knock-off of the Phantom of the Opera.  If modern day manga and gekiga writers and filmmakers could tone down the blend of silliness and eroticism and actually give due justice and gravitas to folk heroes like Kintarō, Momotarō, or Tawara Tōda, or historical figures like Prince Yamato-Dake, Kirigakure Saizō, Abe no Seimei, Goemon Ishikawa, Tomoe Gozen, Benkei, Miyamoto Musashi, Amakusa Shiro, or Saigō Takamori - in all likelihood there already are some good treatments out there; there just needs to be a good PR push with a tie-in to current issues.  One could splice in some elements from inspirational anime characters like Captain Harlock or Joe Yabuki.  Or, hey, just start translating over some Usagi Yojimbo.

It is unfortunate that Japan can't simply drape a flag around a guy, slap on some kabuki make-up, and call him Captain Japan (Nippon Man? Sunfire?  Oh, wait, copyright laws…).  Over in England, Captain Britain and Union Jack both have great costumes, but the moral integrity of our beloved Cap is something to behold – he is worthy enough to heft Mjolnir after all.
Jan-ken-POI!!!
But it’s not so simple for Japan.  Many Japanese today are reluctant to even feel or express patriotism simply because it is so easy for it to become confused with the nationalist right-wing sentiments of WWII.  If they are to look back to a perceived “Golden Age” from which to draw on a less polluted form of patriotism it will have to be similar to the way we look up to Captain America.  Unlike Superman or even some poster-boy like Uncle Sam, he is just as mortal as we are, yet also melancholic as a figure out of time, which appeals to the Japanese sense of transience and the ephemeral (something like wabi-sabi or mono-no-aware) – think the fall of cherry blossoms.  Not to be confused with trendy.

He has no superpower to speak of, but his tactical skills and determination that make him one of the best fighters in the Marvel Universe – able to take down the Hulk if need be.  He is also unabashedly moral, which at times might seem old-fashioned to those around him, but as a father figure it works perfectly.

There’s a nice scene in the movie that mentions this:

Captain America [feeling out of place]: The uniform?  Aren’t the stars and stripes a little... old-fashioned?
Agent Coulson: 'Everything that’s happening… with things that are about to come to light… people might just need a little ‘old fashion’.

He is the superhero’s superhero, the inspiration for Spider-Man and natural choice of leader to unify any team.  Finally, the shield is the perfect weapon for a hero who is the image of restraint, defense, and reason.

Sneak attack from behind?  Cheap shot there, Tojo...
Of course, in a culture where it seems the garish, gaudy, and kawaii cartoony have all but erased traditional aesthetic values, our new Japanese superhero should also reflect the sort of simple, imperfect, intuitive, and graceful style of the old Zen master samurai.  I’m thinking of Heijoshin (平常心), Zanshin (残心), Fudōshin (不動心), Mushin (無心), Jo-ha-kyū (序破急), Miyabi (雅), Yūgen (幽玄), Shibui (渋い), Ensō (円相), Iki (粋), Fukinsei (不均斉), and the like.  This is just an offering of thoughts.

The hero’s powers might be connected to nature, such as Mt. Fuji or the sun, but without resorting to out-and-out environmental messaging.  Sunfire of Marvel Comics gets his powers from solar radiation; not a bad idea, but as far as personality goes, he's kind of a jerk and not a team player.  Japan's newest ninja-cunning, monster-slaying, nation-inspiring heroes have to have the mettle to transcend the silliness of fads and endure to become modern legends.

Okay, there are some raw ideas for you Japan.  We're with you.  Now show us what you’ve got.


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1 When I was in elementary school – around the time I was filming those toy Godzilla movies – we still had air-raid sirens go off every Friday, but I was too young to understand the threat of the Soviets.  I was too busy watching the overflow of patriotic sci-fi cartoons like Bravestarr, G.I. Joe: “A Real American Hero”, Transformers, and Starcom: The U.S. Space Force, not to mention playing with all those action figures.

2 Instead of suffering the fate of Hitler and Mussolini, Hirohito was merely demoted.  Indeed, the official cover story perpetuated by the Occupation was that he was basically duped by the Japanese army and was more or less in the dark about many of the decisions during the war.  It was an extremely generous amount of face-saving given by the Americans. 

Unfortunately, it wasn’t true, and the unresolved complications of this matter of Japan’s culpability in war crimes have led to the continued problems today with its neighbors.  Had Hirohito been executed or jailed, I wonder if the rest of East Asia might not find it sufficient justice, the same way Germany has emerged from its role in history with a new beginning.  With all the denials and revisionism and ultra-nationalist gaisensha (街宣車) vans still roaming Japanese public discourse, many today still doubt the sincerity of such repentance.  Even worse, the ramifications of this American whitewashing meant that the Japanese people were led to think their government was largely innocent, with General Tōjō and his ilk bearing the majority of the blame.

3 See William Woodard, The Allied Occupation of Japan 1945-1952 and Japanese Religions (Leiden: E.J. Brill, 1972), p. 243, 245, 273. 

4 Church and State, Vol. 17, No. 6, June 1964, p. 10.

Friday, June 1, 2012

George Ranch Summer Program

Looking for fun stuff to do around town with your kids?  George Ranch has a cool educational program set up.  Stop by their website for more info, but for now here's an overview:

"Hands-On History Summer"

June 5 - August 25

Join us this summer for our Hands-On History Hour every day at 10am and 2pm. Learn about 1830s frontier skills, explore Civil War era etiquette or try your hand at open-air cooking. These special experiences will be offered throughout the Park and will rotate on a weekly basis all summer long.

Special Experience Schedule:
June 5-9: 1830s Frontier Training
Discover your inner pioneer as you participate in the necessary tasks for a 1830s Texas Rancher.

June 12-16: 1860s Etiquette Training
Take a step back in time to learn the appropriate dos and don’ts of the early-Victorian era.

June 19-23: 1890s Cooking with Cookie
Participate in an open-air cooking class with “Cookie”, our Chuckwagon Cook!

June 26-30: 1930s Cowboy Leatherworking
Learn about the important role of leather in the cowboy life and try your hand at a little leatherworking yourself.

July 3-7: 1830s Cabin Building
Cabin construction in the 1830s was an art form. Help build a miniature cabin and learn what it took to build a new home in early-Texas.

July 10-14: 1860s Home Life
Explore the home life of a post-Civil War Texas Ranch. Everyone has a role to play in ensuring the success of the Ranch.

July 17-21: 1890s Trail Boss Trial
Join a 1880s Cattle Drive and help make the critical decisions as you take your cows to market. Will you make a profit?

July 24-28: 1930s Calf-Tying
Step into the cowboy life and learn how to wrestle and tie-down a calf using our calf dummies.

July 31-August 4: 1830s It’s a Kids World
Experience the life of a 1830s pioneer child and learn how kids were still kids in often harsh conditions.

August 7-11: 1860s Animal Husbandry
Animals played an essential part in the 1860s Ranch life. Learn about the different animals on the site and help us care for them.

August 14-18: 1890s Food Preservation
Without refrigerators, early Texans had to be very clever on how to store food for the lean times. Come learn about the various techniques used to preserve food.

August 21-25: 1930s Quilting Bee
Come learn about this ancient art form and try your hand at adding to our
community quilt.

August 28-31: Chore-Time
In honor of the Labor Day weekend, explore and participate in the chores necessary to run each historical site.
Download our Summer Flyer. For more information, call (281) 343-0218 or e-mail info@georgeranch.org.